AREA MAN STILL ANGRY ABOUT THE FINAL EPISODE OF LOST

On September 22nd, 2004, the first episode of lost aired on ABC. Over the course of six seasons, the hour-long drama entertained, bewitched, and ultimately disappointed millions of fans across the world.

Since the last episode aired on May 23rd, 2010, the fans of this once beloved television show have moved on with their lives. All the fans, that is, except for one.

Local resident Donnie Maxwell remains furious over what he sees as a grave injustice to himself and the millions of other people who tuned in on a weekly basis to chronicle the adventures of the survivors of Oceanic Flight 815.

“They literally said that it was just a list and it didn’t matter. That’s infuriating,” Donnie explained this Friday morning at 2:34 a.m. in the lobby of The Charter House, a local music venue.

He continued for quite some time, mentioning The Dharma Initiative, Polar Bears and time travel, but nothing coherent enough to repeat in print.

For more information on Maxwell’s opinions of the sci-fi/mystery genre show, just run into him. He’ll be yelling about it over the jukebox.

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