An area man is dumbfounded as he watches a game of Battlefield V being played right in front of his eyes.
“I hate video games, and I’m not sure how I got myself into this position,” the local explains. “My friend Manny told me to come over and hang out, but when I got here, he and Jared were playing Battlefield V. He knows I don’t like video games, I’m not sure why he invited me over.”
The local man was visibly upset when talking to the reporter.
“It’s, like, can’t we do something else? You play Battlefield V all the time. There’s only so much I can listen to you complain about how bad you are. Why are you still so bad at this game? You’ve been playing it non-stop for three months!”
It has been reported that Manny and Jared didn’t even bother with the pretense of asking if the area man, who wishes to remain anonymous, if he wanted to play.
“So, I’m just sitting there while this happens. All conversations stop. They just talk about the game while the game is going on. I want to head home, but I’m worried about looking rude.”
No word yet on why John Doe was invited to Manny’s house in the first place, but he claims it has not dampened his desire to return to Manny’s house.
“It doesn’t happen all the time. Just most of the time. They’re still my friends…for some reason. I’m not just going to tell them to go screw.”
More on this story as it develops.